<<Begin Transmission>> This is the captain reaching out to those that are tuned in to this frequency. I am pleased to present the latest update on the current state of our enchanting fairy garden. We are excited to introduce our newest addition, the renowned Morning Glory, which unfortunately fell victim to some voracious nibbling. Upon thorough investigation and meticulous database analysis, we have discovered the culprits: SLUGS! A truly dreadful situation indeed.
However, fear not, for we have dedicated ourselves to thoughtful contemplation and extensive research in search of a solution. And lo and behold, we have found it! Coffee, yes, coffee has come to our rescue. Specifically, we employed the esteemed Cafe Bustelo as our mighty weapon. The process was surprisingly simple; we applied approximately one tablespoon of this aromatic elixir around the base of each plant.
The wonders of coffee unveil themselves in this miraculous tale. You see, the residual nutrients found in unused coffee possess the extraordinary ability to invigorate the growth of our beloved plants, while simultaneously rendering the vile slugs averse to the captivating allure of caffeine. It’s a truly magnificent win-win situation! Moreover, as you tend to your garden and nurture it with water, a delightful aroma of coffee permeates the air, particularly during the enchanting morning dew. Oh, the joyous scent of coffee!
Allow me to elucidate the science behind this captivating phenomenon. Coffee acts as a stimulant, coaxing the plant mechanisms into action and accelerating their growth, akin to a botanical steroid of sorts. However, it is important to note that not all plants can bask in the benevolent effects of coffee. Prior to application, please exercise caution and verify its compatibility with your leafy darlings to ensure their unhampered prosperity.
In conclusion, my dear botany enthusiasts, we are delighted to report the triumphant discovery of coffee’s ability to shield our cherished fairy garden from the relentless onslaught of slugs. May your gardening endeavors be imbued with the enchanting essence of coffee and the thriving splendor of your leafy companions. Happy cultivating!
This Flying Fairy Fortress e-zine is a social base for the voyages of the Flying Fairy Fortress, It’s magical mission: ““ To explore a positive and weird World. To seek out fun and mysterious places. To make friends and enjoy life. Most of all…..fabulously fly where no fairy has flown before.”…. <<Transmission ended>>